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Mola Mola
Too big for its own good and too lazy to care.
Lobster
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Lobster
The armored romantic who thinks red is subtle.
Jellyfish
Looks chill but stings like your ex's last message.
Eel
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Eel
Slippery, shocking, and never answers texts.
Damsel
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Damsel
Small but feisty; will pick a fight with your reflection.
Crab
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Crab
Walks sideways to avoid responsibility.
Coelacanth
An ancient overachiever who refuses to go extinct-again.
Cod
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Cod
Reliable, humble, and tastes better than it brags.
Clownfish
The ocean's stand-up comedian-lives in a bubble of its own jokes.
Catfish
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Catfish
Has whiskers, secrets, and a talent for lurking where it shouldn't.
Butterflyfish
Floats through coral reefs like it owns the place-and it probably does.
Bream
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Bream
A calm swimmer with big vacation-in-the-tropics energy.