Salmon
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Swims upstream just to prove a point.
Puffer
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Inflates at the slightest inconvenience.
Perch
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A professional people-watcher who never actually does much.
Parrotfish
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Eats coral, poops sand, and still manages to smile about it.
Octopus
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Has eight hands but still forgets where it put its keys.
Mola Mola
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Too big for its own good and too lazy to care.
Lobster
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The armored romantic who thinks red is subtle.
Jellyfish
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Looks chill but stings like your ex's last message.
Eel
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Slippery, shocking, and never answers texts.
Damsel
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Small but feisty; will pick a fight with your reflection.
Crab
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Walks sideways to avoid responsibility.
Coelacanth
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An ancient overachiever who refuses to go extinct-again.