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Perch
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Perch
A professional people-watcher who never actually does much.
Parrotfish
Eats coral, poops sand, and still manages to smile about it.
Octopus
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Octopus
Has eight hands but still forgets where it put its keys.
Mola Mola
Too big for its own good and too lazy to care.
Lobster
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Lobster
The armored romantic who thinks red is subtle.
Jellyfish
Looks chill but stings like your ex's last message.
Eel
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Eel
Slippery, shocking, and never answers texts.
Damsel
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Damsel
Small but feisty; will pick a fight with your reflection.
Crab
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Crab
Walks sideways to avoid responsibility.
Coelacanth
An ancient overachiever who refuses to go extinct-again.
Cod
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Cod
Reliable, humble, and tastes better than it brags.
Clownfish
The ocean's stand-up comedian-lives in a bubble of its own jokes.