Gold Bauble
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A tiny globe of sparkle, capturing memories in every shimmer.
Nature's elegant porcupine, standing tall with needles sharp enough to keep its secrets and cones that play 'hide and seek' with gravity.
Christmas Lights
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Brings instant cheer to any wall and politely outshines everything around it.
Large Christmas Tree
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Stands tall enough to make every ornament feel important and just short enough to avoid violating building codes.
Tanning Bed
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Glows like a tiny personal sunrise and tries its best to make you look like you just spent a week somewhere tropical.
Paupers Top Hat
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A little worn, a little crooked, and just fancy enough to fool the pigeons.
Brown Paper Bag Hat
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For when mystery is your best feature and fashion is a distant second.
Red Mushroom Hat
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Looks adorable until it rains, then you’re basically a walking fungus.
Orange Pumpkin Mask
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Guaranteed to make you the life or unlife of any spooky gathering.
Trout
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Forever the overachiever of the stream.
Triple Tail
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Has one tail too many but somehow makes it work.
Tilapia
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Just here for the buffet and zero drama.